The penis. If God hadn't invented it, man would have come up with one sooner or later. Is there nothing this marvel of biology can't do? It's soft, it's hard, it's an exit for our liquid waste. If it's a sin to cast one's seed on the barren ground, then our boy here is the world's greatest sinner. But that just makes us the world's greatest lover of the world's greatest sinner.
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